Providence Hall Junior High

Hello PHJH Superstars,
I hope this email finds you doing as awesome as a newly adulting squirrel that just got approved for its first oak tree rental without a cosigner or having to have a squirrel mate to afford to be out on its own! We're here with a virtual high-five and a truckload of gratitude for making our driveline drop-off a smoother ride than a roller coaster on a buttered track. You folks are the real MVPs, turning our school drop-off into a well-choreographed dance routine!
 
We're ecstatic to report that today's drop-off was more "organized chaos" than just chaos, all thanks to your superhero driving skills. Pulling all the way through the drop-off zone? You nailed it! Our hats are off to you, the maestros of the drop-off symphony.
Now, onto the secret "Drop-off Trick" – it's like a magic spell that turns the clock in your favor! If you want to swoop in and out like a strawberry pop tart, remember to hit the zone between 7:10 and 7:25. Consider it your time to shine, Formula One style. 
 
Speaking of magical tricks, let's take a moment to bask in the glory of our "No Backpack in the Classroom" enchantment. Kudos to you for supporting this spellbinding change. Our classrooms are more spacious than a unicorn's stable, and the cafeteria cleanup? Easier than a game of pickup sticks with, well, actual sticks.
 
And guess what? Our locker rookies are becoming locker rockstars faster than a sneeze travels in a classroom. It's only day two of school, and they're taming those lockers like seasoned cowboys taming wild stallions. Yeehaw!
 
In conclusion, you're all stars in the blockbuster movie of our school life. Your support, humor, and ability to roll with the punches make our community shine brighter than a disco ball at a Saturday night party.
 
Keep up the awesomeness, and remember – you're not just dropping off students, you're dropping jaws with your superstar supportive parent vibes. 
 
Stay fabulous,and keep rocking at life! 
 
Mrs.Summers
Principal